October 2011
Man Delays Suicide Until After Lindsay Lohan... →
iammarsz:
CALGARY, AB—Local resident Jeffrey Knutson, 34, was all set to commit suicide this week, until he learned of Lindsay Lohan’s deal to pose nude for Playboy.
“I had the pills on the table,” said Knutson. “I was literally doing the final edits on my suicide note in Google Docs.”According to Knutson, confirmation of Lohan’s photo shoot appeared in his RSS feed while he was proofreading...
